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Warning - English Joke! UK-US Translation Guide: "Aussie" = Australian "Shag" = To have sex with An Aussie was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female koala. The dog and koala hit it off, and for a year the Aussie could only sit and watch while the dog humped the koala senseless animal sex jpeg photos. "Lucky bastard!" thought the Aussie, "I could do with a good shag myself. " One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach. "Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Aussie. "Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I shag this koala on animal sex forums dk." A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back." |