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Ventriloquist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Farmer: This dog don't talk! Ventriloquist: Hey dog, how's it going? Dog: Doin alright Farmer: (Extreme look of shock) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at farmer) Dog: Yep. Ventriloquist: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Farmer: (Look of disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Farmer: Horses don't talk sex with animal stories! Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it goin? Horse: Cool. Farmer: (an even wilder look of shock) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at farmer) Horse: Yep. Ventriloquist: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Farmer: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your SHEEP? Farmer: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk)...... Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!! |